Monday, September 8, 2008
{ 7:50 PM }
I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM EVER.
i dreamt that :i lived with my cousins in a treehouse with no doors.the exit was just a hole for us to crawl in & out.okay.so the story goes like this...so one fine day.we were all slping.dunno why daytime we slping lar.okay.lets just take it we were all having afternoon nap.okayy.then in the dream.i heard noises from the exit area.so i woke up & turned to the door.TO MY HORROR ! it was a peacock trying to squeeze its way into our treehouse LIKE OMG CANN.so in the dream i totally freaked out & woke my sissy & my 2cousins up.so all of us were likee screaming likee idiots & i dunnnoooo why i had metal plates with me so i took the metal plates & threw them at the stupid peacock which attempted to squeeze its way in.so yar.the peacock escaped.THATS NORT THE END YET OKAY.next up.i dunno where why when how a chameleon appeard outta nowheree and situated itself comfortably on my calfs.fyi i was sitting crosslegged larr.then apparently the stupid creature snugged itself comfortably on my calfs there.WTH ! IMAGINE MY HORROR ! LIKEEE WTH WTH WTH.SO I TOTALLY FREAKED OUT & SCREAMED LIKE SOME MADWOMAN OKAY.so in the dream.my cousin was so damn brave & she just grabbed that freakingly freaky creature by its tail & threw it outta the treehouse.*a round of applauseee to my brave cousin* lastly we all went back to slp.then we heard hissing sounds.there was this super super super long GREEN SNAKE.but it has two heads O.O likee one on each end.FREAKY.then my stupid sissy went to take this stick & throw at it.the snake turned red & went zooming ard likee some madsnake.lol ! then my cousins & my sissy jumped onto the table and kept jumping on the table which makes them look like they are dancing ahgogo.ROFL.then in the dream i was so angry cos i wanted my afternoon nap & i went to chase the snake outta the treehouse with the unplugged vacuum cleaner -.- when it was out i stood there it stayd then dunno why my mummy appeared suddenly outta nowhere and ask me pick up the treebranch which was in the shape of an axe & chop the snake's head off.so in the dream i chopped & screamed & yelled & my mummy picked up the snake saying in chinese: HAHA ! TONIGHT USE IT TO COOK SOUP. THEN I WAS WOKEN UP BY MY MUMMY'S SUPER LOUD SNEEZE -.- so when i woke up.i went to tell my mummy bout my dream & she was in the kitchen COOKING SOUP !!! lol.& she says i have weird dreams cos i sleep too much.OKAY.FROM TONIGHT ONWARDS I SHALL SLEEP LONGER ! SEEEE IF I HAVEE WEIRD & FUNKY DREAMS AGAIN HAHA ! maybe the next time i'll dream bout a monkey stealing my sissy's undies.ROFLMAO ! okay.byebyeee peeps.
& I DECLARE TAT THE ABOVEEE DREAM IS 10000000% REAL.